my yuzuriha

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weekend zero saturday... i keep mixing the order up

[foxicide]

[he's sitting in the ikea lgbtq couch section,]

Five days... That's way too long.

[he's bored........... has rang decided yet... no but.........]

[kunoichi]

[ omo's personal pick is the flower couch, but yuzuriha looks downright offended by it, and opts for plainest-looking one with stripes ]

Too long? How so?

WEEK 0 / TUESDAY

[kunoichi]

[ touch week! i feel like she and rang have frenemy energy, maybe she would put her arms around shoulders/neck in a near-chokehold, but this is just a suggestion ]

Well, if it isn't Rang.

[ idk where they are. maybe she's just emerged from the subway tunnel. maybe she's in the selfie booth again for the 9283948274th shot (it's fun!). maybe she's just chilling on the swing set in the park! ]

Looks like you found your team pretty fast. How's the rest of your five days going?

[foxicide]

Stop that. [omo you always have the best suggestions...

Rang makes an annoyed noise, but he also doesn't push her off?? he will if she ruffles his hair though,]

I should have waited. I hate it here.

[he HATES bdsm!! get him OUT OF HERE!!! this is why he's just moping around on the swing set in the park, like the giant baby he really is]

week zero friday

[foxicide]

[waves at yuzuriha when he sees her, hay gurl. IG THEY CAN BE... (SPINS WHEEL) THE STREETS]

Congrats on making it.

WEEK 0 / FRIDAY

[kunoichi]

[ #THESTREETS ]

You as well.

[ SHE SUPPOSES. ]

W1 / MON

[kunoichi]

[ they're at the food trucks!! she's not exactly elbowing him out of the way but there's a definite sense of impatience. ]

Thank God for something new.

[ NO MORE MCd'S OR IKEA ]

[foxicide]

[rang is BOWLED OVER by her VIBE jk, he follows along after her, surveying the menus]

None of this looks promising.

[#bigbabyvoice]

It's just the same kind of fast food.

week 1 thursday

[foxicide]

[a text in the morning.... yuzuriha WAKE UP

the way i was like oh yah rang would have said this to yuzuriha actually it's funnier if we thread it]

i asked kiichi
killing rin won't make the effect go away 😢

[kunoichi]

[ i think it would be so funny if the notif is what stirs her from her slumber ]

you really woke me up for this?

[ but also............. ]

good to know.

week one friday

[foxicide]

[(OMINOUS YUZURIHA FOOTSTEPS IN THE DISTANCE)

luckily for Yuzuriha, Rang is standing very still in the middle of the park, he looks distracted? distracted enough that he won't hear or see her coming, also he's dripping Wet]

[kunoichi]

[ she wants to reach out and rattle him back into the present, but she just speaks up instead. ]

Where were you and Rin last night.

W1 / SAT

[kunoichi]

[ sorry she's just manstanding around him. she really does know what to say. either she's wrong for believing him, or he's about to lose a team member. ]

Don't make me regret defending you today.

[ she won't believe it's him until execution happens. ]

[foxicide]

[he is here to manstand with her, though his hands are in his pockets. he looks both at ease and entirely restless,

he studies her for a moment, then looks away]

Will you volunteer?

[for tomorrow]

week one sunday

[foxicide]

[we're about to reenact the shitpost,

rang is outside the food trucks, holding a cup of now melted yogurt which he stabs at with his spoon every now and then without putting any in his mouth. it's the baby food toddler vibe,

he points the spoon at yuzuriha when he sees her,]

Are you here to hit me?

[kunoichi]

[ shaking, i'm shaking. IM SHAKING. ftr, she did not volunteer, she did stand by her decision to believe him.

yuzuriha, meanwhile, is perfectly composed, though she does make a face when he asks. ]

God, you really are a masochist. Did you want me to tie you up, too? Freak.

[ she's joking, but also, why are you so stupid!!!! ]

W2 / TUE

[kunoichi]

[ SETS UP NEW PC WHILE WE ALREAdY HAVE A PC GOING, HELP. they're at the skate park and she's gonna rollerskate past him and bite—JUST KIddING!!!! they are in the library so she will (using an indoor voice), tell him, ]

Hey. Give me your hand. ...It better be clean.

[foxicide]

[JUST A DRIVE BY BITE

Rang looks up from the book that he's only half-paying attention to, a pulse of amusement radiating from him as he puts it down,

then he holds his hand out to her,]

Don't worry. I've been careful all day, just in case.

[people are out here BITING though not many people have bitten him tbh besides vash who is an outlier and should not be counted,]

W2 / FRI

[kunoichi]

[ voids them!!!!!!!!!!!! it doesn't matter where they are because BUZEN IS NO LONGER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway the vibes are like. so insanely fukken bad. yuzuriha has her emotions clamped down so little is escaping, but it's obvious this is pretty unnatural—or rather it's something that has been learned, and honed for situations like these. ]

Did you find anything?

[foxicide]

[THE WAY RANG'S EMOTIONS ARE ALSO CLAMPED DOWN, except instead of being trained -- it's just like he tipped them all into the endless void of his usual apathy and depression, like he just crawled under god's green earth and decided to lie there.]

I was at the salon, but we didn't find anything besides a bottle missing from the nail polish there.

[it's very dry like 'wow congrats guys' except self-inflicted,]

And you?

week two saturday

[foxicide]

[HELLO YUZURIHA WE ARE VIBING,

in that rang is not vibing at all -- he is just watching the sweet theory members leave because he's insane like that, expression blank, but there's a pulse of murderous rage leaving him because we are healthy and deal with our emotions well,]

She should have said she hated him.

[kunoichi]

[ yuzuriha is like, deathly calm about this. but she is not even a little surprised by rang's murderous vibes. ]

...Would that have really helped?

[ bro are you and matsui still gonna vanish on her tomorrow or what. ]

week six sunday FINALLY!!! OMO!!!

[foxicide]

[time for a tour of SHIBUYA!!!! rang said he'd give a tour but he glances back at her,]

Everything's free here, so don't worry about money. If you're hungry, then I can show you a few places.

[There are a lot of stores to shop from too. Oh, and the weapons shop too.]

[kunoichi]

[ COLLAPSES IN HERE FINALLY ]

No more bugs.

[ said very flatly. ]

...Thank god, it's such a pain having to keep track every week.

[ weapons shop? why do you need that? ]

W7 / "FRI"

[kunoichi]

[ wednesday 2!! they can grab drinks together to as stress relief because hOLY HELL, TIME TRAVEL. at some point she will be slumping amicably against rang because touch week is back! again!! ]

You've become quite popular here, huh?

[ immediately ignores time travel. also just a casual observations of his interactions throughout the week, and i do mean casual she's not being a stalker!! it's just been fun to see how everyone's dynamics have changed while they've been on this side, hehe. ]

[foxicide]

[OUR TOUCH WEEEEEEEK

Rang will let her slump and be tsundere about it, but the emotion here is fond, like watching a kitten stalk his shoelaces... he still makes a face though,]

That's what happens when you spend all this time stuck together as a group... I don't know why everyone's so clingy with each other.