my yuzuriha

[foxicide]

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weekend zero saturday... i keep mixing the order up

[foxicide]

[he's sitting in the ikea lgbtq couch section,]

Five days... That's way too long.

[he's bored........... has rang decided yet... no but.........]

[kunoichi]

[ omo's personal pick is the flower couch, but yuzuriha looks downright offended by it, and opts for plainest-looking one with stripes ]

Too long? How so?

[foxicide]

[thinks about what little ive seen of hell's paradise but i got far enough to see the flowers there so yuzu's valid]

Do we really need all that time to pick teams?

[kunoichi]

[ flowers, bad! ]

What, have you already found 3 other people?

[ she'd be impressed if he did! ]

[foxicide]

[im so sorry to disappoint yuzuriha]

I've found a bunch of people I don't want. Process of elimination.

[is it though?]

[kunoichi]

But that's still not a team!

[ and also... the problem is getting the people you want to agree to a team. ]

[foxicide]

[we'll tackle that when we get to that]

What about you then? Do you have a team?

[kunoichi]

Nope, but I'm not the one complaining about five days being "too long."

[ she lies down along the length of the couch and kicks her feet up. ]

[foxicide]

Really? But you have offers at least, right? [he sounds surprised] Or is it because of your profile?

[kunoichi]

[ she really doesn't see a point in keeping any of this a secret, so, ]

Haven't asked, haven't been asked! [ don't care! ]

My profile? Oh... Are you interested in me? I'm waaay too young for you though, you know? [ mr. 600+ years old? ]

[foxicide]

[he makes a Face?? HELLO? it's like when kids have to hold hands and go ew cooties,]

I wouldn't be interested even if you were a thousand years old.

[kunoichi]

Yeah, yeah.

So? What's the big deal about my profile? [ umM ]

[foxicide]

I don't think there is one. [umMMMM] That bit about betrayal is true, and being skilled in murder and ninjutsu sounds useful.

But other people would probably be wary about stuff like that.

[hence, the big deal? or maybe not? he's met so many freaks]

[kunoichi]

It'd be weird if they weren't wary. But there's not much I can do about it at this point.

[ she manages a shrug, even though she's still reclining ]

How 'bout you? You sound like quite the thief and scoundrel.

[foxicide]

I think most people are stuck on my age. And that's reason enough to make them cautious, as if the rest of it isn't worth mentioning...

[he sounds a little offended that no one was freaked out by anything else...]

[kunoichi]

Seriously? There are so many other things to worry about.

[ IdENTITY THEFT? BREAKING ANd ENTERING? she gestures to his whole person, which i guess he might take as a compliment, though it's not... exactly one... ]

[foxicide]

[he lifts his shoulders in the classic shrug emoji pose,]

Maybe they're too busy setting people on fire and breaking displays to care.

[kunoichi]

[ ... ]

Are you really gonna be able to find a team in five days?

[ she doesn't kno... that soon he will be on team bdsm... ]

[foxicide]

[STOP HE ALSO DOESN'T KNOW]

There's forty of us, so I'll just team up with whoever's left.

[rang is perfectly fine with the dregs, how did he get on team bdsm -- don't worry about it]

[kunoichi]

Beggars can't be choosers, huh?

[ she's in the same boat tbh. some players are more ideal than others, but ultimately this is all whatever ]

WEEK 0 / TUESDAY

[kunoichi]

[ touch week! i feel like she and rang have frenemy energy, maybe she would put her arms around shoulders/neck in a near-chokehold, but this is just a suggestion ]

Well, if it isn't Rang.

[ idk where they are. maybe she's just emerged from the subway tunnel. maybe she's in the selfie booth again for the 9283948274th shot (it's fun!). maybe she's just chilling on the swing set in the park! ]

Looks like you found your team pretty fast. How's the rest of your five days going?

[foxicide]

Stop that. [omo you always have the best suggestions...

Rang makes an annoyed noise, but he also doesn't push her off?? he will if she ruffles his hair though,]

I should have waited. I hate it here.

[he HATES bdsm!! get him OUT OF HERE!!! this is why he's just moping around on the swing set in the park, like the giant baby he really is]

[kunoichi]

[ ARE U SURE??? dO I??

i'm also crying bc age-wise she's baby next to him but emotionally... he is baby... she doesn't noogie him, just yet. ]

Regrets already? What's wrong with your teammates?

[ he's acting so pitiful she's almost tempted to pat his back, even if she's far from the consoling type. ]

[foxicide]

[this reversal of baby between them...

he just continues to grumble,]

Everything. [this is so rude] Imagine trying to write best, and writing BDSM instead. Why did we leave it to Buzen...

[yuzuriha is the first one to get this lore]

[kunoichi]

[ THE LORE!!! which is useless to her because ]

What does 'BDSM' even mean?

If you don't tell me I'm just gonna ask Kyoko. And don't try lying to me, either.