vash

[foxicide]

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weekend zero saturday

[foxicide]

[hi vash :) where are they... ig inside ikea bc there's so much there. rang is sitting in the couch section]

Have you decided on your team yet?

[hello]

[piteous]

[ Vash turns to him and he just looks like a giant blanket monster, big and large, just a man covered in a bunch of blankets over his entire body. ]

Trying to figure something out. What about yourself?

[foxicide]

[im sorry what]





Why are you wearing that?

[piteous]

[ ??? ]

I'm not wearing it. I'm gathering stuff.

[foxicide]

[ ??? ]

And you're just carrying it around like that? Are you a coat hook or something?

[(vash voice) what's a coat hook]

[piteous]

All of this can't fit in a cart, so yeah.

[ ... ]

But I am starting to feel the weight of the world in here.

[foxicide]

[rang points to a couch with a gesture like 'be my guest' as if this his ikea house and he owns it.]

Though you'll just feel the weight when you get up again.

[piteous]

[ HE CAN'T FUCKING SEE, BUT I GUESS HE WILL SENSE THE OFFER. Vash sits down on the other side of the couch. ]

Thanks!

[foxicide]

[STOP RANG DOES WHATEVER HE WANTS EVEN IN FRONT OF THE BLIND]

Can I at least see your face? I can't tell which one you are like this.

[of the mgers]

[piteous]

[ Who is he to say no? He unveils himself from the blanket, posing with his thumb and index finger pointed out to frame his jaw.

Unfortunately, canon says he's quite the pretty boy. ]

Here you go!

[foxicide]

[canon knows what it's about... vash oppa

Rang squints, then pulls up his phone to look at the app.]

-- Vash the Stampede?

[piteous]

That's me.

And you're... [ Checks. ] Rang Lee. It's nice to meet you!

[foxicide]

So what are you?

[(mean girls voice) you can't just ask people what they are, karen]

[piteous]

Uh...

[ ????????? He did see Rang is super old, but he just chose not to think about it.

So now he has to think about all the olds, including himself. ]

Huh?!?!?!

[foxicide]

[HELP

rang squints]

Are you -- [he checks vash's profile again] "acting"? Why are you so surprised?

[piteous]

Don't you think it's kind of... Personal? To ask what someone is?

[ DAMN, the AUDaCITY. ]

[foxicide]

That hasn't stopped everyone from asking me.

[so fair's fair???]

Plus, I'm interested. Normally, I'd be able to sense what you are, but I don't have that ability right now.

[piteous]

Talk about supernatural. That's kind of rude of them, if you ask me.

[ Wearily. He takes a moment... ]

I'm a plant.

[foxicide]

Isn't that how they always are?

[not the poorly disguised human-racism, he raises an eyebrow, interested]

I used to know a lot of trees, but they never took human form.

[piteous]

[ Unfortunately, that has him frown. The human-racism is kind of too familiar, but... Uh.

How to explain this. ]

Not like those plants. Think manmade power plants.

[foxicide]

[me: WHAT?
rang: what................... he squints]

So humans made you? [humans also make other humans but he's not thinking in those terms] Why?

[this is an even ruder question, but he's also genuinely curious]

[piteous]

... It's kind of a big history lesson. I don't know if you care to listen just to understand.

[ He just latches onto Rang being a rude little bitch. ]

[foxicide]

[wow just because he is? rang smiles,]

It's not like I have anything more important to do. And this kind of thing is useful, right? For finding teams.

[or making friends but he doesn't care about that]

[piteous]

Teams, right.

[ Vash hasn't been thinking about that much. ]

Long ago, humans set their sights on colonizing the galaxy because earth was starting to lack resources, but aside from space ships and intergalactic travel they've made Plants. They're power sources in the shape of beings capable of providing all humans need to survive—water, food, light, electricity... You name it, they can make it as long as they're taken care of.

It was supposed to make settling on uninhabitable planets easier.

[foxicide]

[oh my god so this is the lore]

...Let me guess, they stopped taking care of them along the way, and just kept taking instead?

[were the plants.... ABANDONED....]