they're in the middle of a sears and rang is swinging his axe around. it's a typical tuesday here in japanifornia. or wherever the hell they are today. fei du was chatting with one of the avon ladies - really, he's very picky about his skin care, but your skin is glowing, miss, thank you - because him being swarmed by avon ladies is 100% real. no one loves fei du like a middle aged to elderly woman loves fei du.
anyway he blinks down this newly created path. once. twice. his emotions go ? and then recognition, though it's important to note that the feeling is exceedingly muted. ]
Rang, you know how to make an entrance. [ to the closest now horrified shadow lady with the charming customer service smile: ] If you'll excuse me.
anyway he will beat it along with fei du, tucking his axe back into his idk what the FCK he uses to hold it, WAISTBAND? it's out there so that any more shadows don't get any ideas,]
I thought you could use the help, as a tax evader slash profiler for fun.
[the emotions here are pleased, because violence always puts rang in a good mood, layered over an extreme amount of general Apathy and boredom. normal edward cullen emotions before he met bella ig,]
[ teasing. his emotions are a matching sense of pleased and amused, a little playful. ] I think you might have just turned me into a tax evader? I was going to pay the ladies.
[ were you, ] Sears is a wild jungle of a place, I think. Let's go do anything else - have you had a milkshake yet? They're delicious.
If this is your way of asking if I want to get cursed, then I'll have to turn it down.
[he is already fcking cursed but he doesn't know, but he's clearly a little wary about the possibility, the consequences of having been attacked by so many last week]
Unless you're planning on getting your own. [so he can watch!]
Trust me, I would rather do almost anything than get cursed.
[ he has HAD ENOUGH!!!! his emotions agree with this!!!! even though they're like the lacroix of emotions but they're still there. ]
I had a mint chocolate flavored one earlier and felt no strange curses or effects, so at least that flavor's safe. [ a beat, and then, with a wry little grin; ] What do you take me for, a sadist? Or a masochist; I'm not sure I could bear just watching someone eat something so sweet right in front of me.
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they're in the middle of a sears and rang is swinging his axe around. it's a typical tuesday here in japanifornia. or wherever the hell they are today. fei du was chatting with one of the avon ladies - really, he's very picky about his skin care, but your skin is glowing, miss, thank you - because him being swarmed by avon ladies is 100% real. no one loves fei du like a middle aged to elderly woman loves fei du.
anyway he blinks down this newly created path. once. twice. his emotions go ? and then recognition, though it's important to note that the feeling is exceedingly muted. ]
Rang, you know how to make an entrance. [ to the closest now horrified shadow lady with the charming customer service smile: ] If you'll excuse me.
[ let's get the fuck out of here ]
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anyway he will beat it along with fei du, tucking his axe back into his idk what the FCK he uses to hold it, WAISTBAND? it's out there so that any more shadows don't get any ideas,]
I thought you could use the help, as a tax evader slash profiler for fun.
[the emotions here are pleased, because violence always puts rang in a good mood, layered over an extreme amount of general Apathy and boredom. normal edward cullen emotions before he met bella ig,]
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[ teasing. his emotions are a matching sense of pleased and amused, a little playful. ] I think you might have just turned me into a tax evader? I was going to pay the ladies.
[ were you, ] Sears is a wild jungle of a place, I think. Let's go do anything else - have you had a milkshake yet? They're delicious.
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rang eyes him,]
If this is your way of asking if I want to get cursed, then I'll have to turn it down.
[he is already fcking cursed but he doesn't know, but he's clearly a little wary about the possibility, the consequences of having been attacked by so many last week]
Unless you're planning on getting your own. [so he can watch!]
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[ he has HAD ENOUGH!!!! his emotions agree with this!!!! even though they're like the lacroix of emotions but they're still there. ]
I had a mint chocolate flavored one earlier and felt no strange curses or effects, so at least that flavor's safe. [ a beat, and then, with a wry little grin; ] What do you take me for, a sadist? Or a masochist; I'm not sure I could bear just watching someone eat something so sweet right in front of me.