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Comments

[hasteful]

Really? I think the best healers are the ones who get the job done.

[literally swords go in for repairs and all that matters is they get back to wORK]

Mm... I mean, I hope we don't have to use it all that much or anything - but I'm sure you can still find a way to make your power work for you.

[foxicide]

Is that your way of saying that you hope I'll get injured?

[he's just being contrary like he has been this entire thread]

[hasteful]

Eh? No way.

[despite the CONTRARIAN NATURE, buzen looks genuinely worried at this misunderstanding]

I hope you stay safe! You can call for me if you ever need help too, you know?

[foxicide]

[imagine having this nightmare energy on your team buzen]

I'd just have to help you back then. [gaROSS] I'm not some human who can just take what he's given and do nothing about it.

[hasteful]

[that's all up to matsu but buzen would be down

but he looks confused at this. why is he confused all the time i hate it here]

I help other swords and they don't make a fuss about it?

[foxicide]

[because we love a head empty himbo worldwide sword boyfriend]

Gumihos always give back what they're given.

[tonelessly, like this is the only failing of his race]

Things like being saved or helped -- I'd be bound to whoever until that debt's satisfied, even if I never asked for it.

[granted, this is easily solved just by doing nice things back but rang doesn't do that]

[hasteful]

Eh, that sounds like a complicated contract...

[he looks thoughtful for a moment before tilting his head]

What if I said... The way you could help me most is by doing what you want, even if that includes doing something else? Would that work? Then I can help you without you having to do anything specific in return.

As long as you're doing what you enjoy, that's good enough for me.

[foxicide]

[This is why Itsuki became a bottoming homosexual.

Rang's eyes go a little flat, though he will not deny that he is impressed with how hard Buzen is thinking about this, even if he thinks it's a waste of time -- on both their parts.

Still,]

...I don't know how intentions work into it.

[so, maybe? he doesn't want to put brain power into this,]

Besides, wouldn't it be awkward if I ended up killing you? That would count as doing something else that I enjoy.

[hasteful]

I mean... I guess you could try...

[he sounds

so doubtful

he's dead and yet he's still like I Could Take Anybody Here]

[foxicide]

[he wiggles his eyebrows except i don't know if the actor can do that so he'll just raise them]

I mean, I'm still gonna like doing it.

[okay]

[hasteful]

You like picking losing battles?

[ok mr. confident]

[foxicide]

I like the drama of turning it around at the last second.

[there's a ~ to his voice at that, sorry this is younger sibling energy]