UWOOO BUZEN UWOOOOOWOW

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[hasteful]

[mrang real

buzen's feelings are: ? ]

Yeah, around then I guess...?

[ . . . ]

Are you getting jealous, Rang-san...

[foxicide]

[rang doesn't deserve a ship all of his ship names are insane

the emotion here is immediate annoyance, like a >:/]

Don't accuse me of jealousy when Matsui is right there.

[hasteful]

Oh yeah, I figured out that part. [a beat] With help.

[BUT HE STILL FEELS PROUD OF HIMSELF]

But I don't want you to feel jealous either...

[foxicide]

[the emotion here is like he wants to collar buzen and shake him,]

Why would I be jealous of you two kissing if I'm not in love with you anymore.

[he looks at buzen like he's waiting to hear an answer that's not insane,]

[hasteful]

[ ? ]

Does kissing have to do with being in love?

[foxicide]

[rang reminds himself that buzen is a sword with a human heart that is like a month (3 years) old, and that he once had to walk through this exact conversation with yuri.... yet another similarity between them... he pinches his nose, then]

It's a gesture often reserved for lovers, yes.

[hasteful]

Oh.

[hasteful]

[ !!! ]

Oh!!!!

[foxicide]

[HELPPPP]

Tell me what you just realized.

[has buzen connected the dots and realized he and matsui are lovers]

[hasteful]

That's why people think Matsu and I are lovers...

[foxicide]

[me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
rang: i see]

That, and it's obvious that you're the most important person to each other. You're practically lovers already.

[they could also be family but rang doesn't like thinking of family. he would rather assign the swords 'lovers']

[hasteful]

Maybe.

[he shrugs a little bit at that]

But that's not something I get to decide on my own, I think. And I don't think just Matsu and I get to be lovers if that's the feeling...

[HIS

GOUS!!!]

[foxicide]

[SWEET KOTEGIRI...]

For a simple sword, you sure lead a complicated life.

[it's not complicated at all it's simple to buzen,]

What will you do if someone falls in love with you here? For real?

[hasteful]

I don't think that'd happen....

[HE HAS NO IDEAAAA

ITSUKI IS OUT THEEEEERE]

[foxicide]

[ITSUKI ENJOYING BEING A MALEWIFE WITH NO JOB AT THE CITADEL]

I think it'd be funny if it does.

[he just wants to see the drama entirely on matsui's end,]

[hasteful]

Maybe.

[he shrugs a little]

But I don't know if I'm exactly the easiest person to fall in love with.

[foxicide]

I'd say something about that... But anything I say would sound like a lie, since I was cursed.

[and also rang just doesn't fall in love anyway he is a second lead that's his fate,]