livio... my sipp finally

[foxicide]

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[foxicide]

Nope! I was thinking of asking Nahida, since she's so small. People would probably feel bad having to fight her.

[fortunately for nahida, she is also taken.]

[crimebaby]

[ i have faith in him to find team.... he frowns, though ]

She's just a kid. [ what's a profile ] People better not go after her.

[foxicide]

[don't have faith i want rang to die week 0]

She's over five hundred years old. [READ THE PROFILE LIVIO] But that's exactly why I want her on my team. I wouldn't be able to handle teaming up with an actual baby.

[he's baby enough]

[crimebaby]

[ you are living until endgame ]

You believe all that? [ ummm obviously there's fake things on there!! like livio's profile ] I've never seen someone five hundred that looks like that.

[foxicide]

[NO!!!!

rang laughs, not unkindly. more in the vein of livio is so funky]

I'm over six hundred and I look like this! Appearances can be deceiving.

[crimebaby]

You're.... six hundred?!

[ what the fuck ]

[ livio's eyes like bug out cartoonishly it's very goofy ]

[foxicide]

[so he's also goofy kin... ahyuck]

Give or take a couple of centuries. The years blur together after a point.

[crimebaby]

[ he has been gooferized by yaywon herself.... ]

WHY ARE YOU SO OLD?!

[ sorry it just kind of blurts out before he can realize he's being incredibly rude ]

[foxicide]

I'm actually pretty young for a gumiho. My brother's over a thousand.

[livio like i don't want to be rude :( while rang is out here supplying information in order to confuse livio even more]

[crimebaby]

[ help he doesn't understand ]

How is this even possible...?

[foxicide]

Is it really that strange?

[rang asks, knowing that it is for people who don't know about supernatural furries]

I'm just different. I might look like a human, but I'm nothing like them. In any way that matters. [except for redacted and also diet,]

[crimebaby]

Well... I guess not.

[ he thinks about (redacted), and decides.... it actually isn't that strange ]

So what are you like?

[foxicide]

I'm way stronger and faster, and I obviously live longer. And I have powers too. Kind of like the ones we have now.

[crimebaby]

[ kind of looking him up and down but he doesn't say what he's thinking and tries to keep a polite face on ]

What powers do ya have?

[foxicide]

[Rang sees that? hello?]

Shape-shifting. I can make myself look like anyone.

[crimebaby]

[ polite face!! firmly on!!! you saw nothing, rang!! ]

[ for some reason livio accepts this? weird shit in trigun ]

Must be handy.

[ no wonder he's always running off his mouth if he can just pretend to be other people... ]

[foxicide]

[




jiiiii..... he won't forget this....]

It would have been funny if some people had that power here.

[crimebaby]

[ week 0 victim: livio for being mean ]

Yeah? Like who?

[ they are off topic.. ]

[foxicide]

[he shrugs]

Anyone. The funny part would be the paranoia.

[crimebaby]

They'd have to be good at acting to pull it off.

[ me surprised there isn't a trigun villain who can actually do that ]

I bet ya had fun with it, though.

[foxicide]

[im also surprised despite being canonblind]

I think I could do a pretty good impression of you.

[crimebaby]

.... I'm not sure I should ask.

[ but he is morbidly curious? ]

[foxicide]

[rang like :))))]

But you're curious, right?

[crimebaby]

Sure, let's see what ya got.

[ livio is mentally expecting the worst impression of him. so maybe this is good practice for him to get thick skin?! ]

[foxicide]

[no one is allowed to be mean to livio ever

rang prepares himself




then]

What will you give me in return?

[rang is just truly being annoying]